I got a small taste of what hell might be like yesterday.

As an I. T. Professional, being in a waiting room full of people when “the system is down” is frustrating by itself.  Having to listen to the well intentioned, but wholly ignorant suggestions of other patrons makes me want to see if spontaneous human combustion can be induced, at range, by sheer force of will.

So far, experiments have yielded no affirmative results.