Good news everyone! After twenty years, the DNS problem preventing you from finding our website has finally been temporarily resolved. You should now be able to access the site, and read this article.

If you still can’t read this article for some reason, then follow the instructions we haven’t posted below and check out local literacy clinics.

In all fairness, for the first ten or eleven years of this comic’s history, our website suffered from the fact that the commercial internet and world wide web had not yet been invented and made commonly available. After that we were plagued by continuous DNS problems.

DNS, more commonly known as “Do Nothing Syndrome,” is the number one cause of failure for comics and novel writing. DNS can, on rare occasions, lead to DHCP.

(Deadline aHead Create Phaster!).