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I have been a fan of Masamune Shirow for a long time—nearly thirty years. The cyberpunk and technological themes of Appleseed, Dominion/Tank Police, and Ghost in the Shell are obvious influences on my own work. The presence of strong, capable, female lead characters … Deunan Knute and Matoko Kusanagi were vastly different than other female heroines of the time, both earning ranking positions in elite police units through their range of skills and bold thinking. Because of this fandom, the trailers prepared me to strongly dislike Scarlett Johansson Ghost in the Shell. (Is that not the official title? That’s the way the announcer always says it.)

The film bears uncanny resemblances to the animated movie Ghost in the Shell (1995). So much so that they likely used the same story boards for several key scenes. I don’t know if that was intended to be fan service, or if the director just couldn’t think of anything better, but it was like watching the exact same sequence with different textures. If you haven’t been exposed to the earlier work, you’ll be treated to some delightfully cool sci-fi action sequences. There are a few cringe worthy CGI moments, where it looks like they hired the animators from Daredevil (Ben Affleck version), but if you blink at the right time, you’ll miss them.

The story is decent and coherent (in a way that Shirow sometimes wasn’t), but it is definitely Americanized. Like every superhero movie, it has to be an origin story. Like every thriller, something has to be a lie. These conventions hurt the film by introducing the most unbelievable element. Instead of a highly trained military officer who transferred her “ghost” into a prosthetic body, the Major (Scarlett Johansson) is some runaway turned anti-technology protester who was abducted and murdered by a robotics company which wiped her memory and installed her brain in a weaponized body as an experiment. Starting from zero, on a heavy course of memory suppressants, she obtained the rank of major and became team leader of the elite Section 9, in one (off camera) year. I guess they promote fast in cyberpunk Japan; such a lack of experience might explain her team’s pronounced delay in reacting to beeping bombs and grenades.

Scarlett Johansson does a good job playing the robot body. The script gives her a few moments of reflecting on humanity, but it doesn’t resolve these scenes. Pilou Asbæk brings life to Batou’s balanced mix of tough, sensitive, carefree, but professional. Takeshi Kitano stands out as Chief Aramaki. The cast is not as Hollywood white-washed as it was reported. The main character is a Japanese girl in a robot body; the Chief speaks Japanese throughout; and Togusa—the most American looking character in the source material—is played by the most “Chinese looking” member of the cast, Singapore native Chin Han.

All in all, the movie is good, but avoids most of its potential. The visuals are (mostly) as good as they were when we first saw them in 1995.

There are certain movies that are really good, despite being hard to watch. Set in Serbia in the mid 1990s, A Perfect Day follows a group of aid workers trying to do the right thing amidst a civil war and the peacekeeping efforts of the United Nations. While not specifically a true story, it is a real story.

The central dilemma is a human corpse that has been deliberately dropped into a well with the intent to poison a local water supply. A simple length of rope would solve the problem, but rope, it seems, is in short supply. That is, rope to use for removing a dead bodies from wells is unavailable. There is plenty of rope for other purposes—holding a flag on a pole to prove this guy didn’t surrender, for example.

The point of the film is to relay the odd mix of humor and humanity amidst the frustration of futile effort through a blended cast of characters. Benicio Del Toro plays the leader of the band. He is grizzled and jaded but maintains a sort of patience to endure the insanity and weird bureaucracy because he believes what he is doing is right. Tim Robbins is a different sort of experienced, having no sense of the insanity around him and becoming slightly insane himself. The audience has a relatable viewpoint through Mélanie Thierry, a French actress you’ve probably never heard of before who plays the well educated but naïve newcomer to the war.

The poisoned well is one of three, but the other two are known to be surrounded by mines. Landmines are a severe humanitarian crisis because of their use and abandonment near civilian populations. Though we never see one go off, they are a continuous secondary obstacle in A Perfect Day. The ubiquitous hidden explosives help shape the setting as an ever shifting landscape of problems. The film is humanity learning to live within such a place.

People who have spent some time in conflict areas, dealing with international coalitions, or interacting with people whose concerns are alien to their own will appreciate A Perfect Day. People who wish to renew their outrage at the sheer stupidity that attends conflict zones and international coalitions might find they enjoy A Perfect Day a little more than they expected. Overall it is worth taking the time to watch (through your on demand service) and consider.

Our normal length review style seems unnecessary (and excessive) for this hilarious parody.  Allow us instead to set up the climactic scene:

In order to save the chosen one, Thor (Norse God of Thunder and Protector of Humanity), Hackerman (in his battle-robot form), the two machinegun wielding viking chicks (Babarianna and Katana) with their t-rex mount, and Triceracop emerge from the time portal to battle Adolph Hitler (aka Kung Fuehrer).

If, like us, you were raised on a steady diet of medium budget Sci-Fi and action movies, then your new favorite film can be seen here: